I'm catching up on my Fark and came across "100 Things to Do with Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend. . . Instead of 'it'." Ah yes, Norman Vincent Peale's organization's suggestions on how to keep your pants zipped.
The problem, as I see it, is that many of the things on the list may very well lead to sex. Specifically, numbers:
5, 6, 11, 12, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23, 24, 26, 28, 29, 30, 32, 33, 35, 38, 39, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 51, 52, 53, 54, 56, 57, 58, 60, 68, 69, 70, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 79, 85, 91, 94, 97, and 99.
"11. Play Twister". Hello? Whenever I played Twister in high school, I wasn't saying to myself, "What a wholesome activity that makes me think not at all of having sex!" Let's just say I was hoping that we'd all fall in just the right way.
"91. Play baseball without a bat or ball". Then getting to second base really means getting to second base, not hitting a double.
Dorks.
Japanese restaurants have karaoke?
I must send for the colorful brochure.
::cough:: MISNOMER ::cough::