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Jul. 2nd, 2003 @ 09:51 pm johnstevensauldor the Interroginator
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1. If you were to turn gay tomorrow what would you do?

Hrm. Well, considering that this is not possible, I'll play it in the Kafkaesque manner in which I assume it was intended.

As mrfantasy awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a homosexual. . .
Well, shoot. I guess the first thing I'd have to do is have a long, heartfelt talk with the wife. I'm sure this would not be easy. I'd clearly want to be part of my child's life, and I'd still love the wife very much, I'd imagine, just not in that way. So we'd have to come to some sort of arrangement, I guess. I don't know what form that would take, we'd have to figure that out. We're both mature adults and we'd make it work.

Then, I guess I'd better start working out. Probably pick up some bumper stickers. A set of pride rings. Oh yeah, and I'd get my hair cut. The Joe Jackson song "Fairy Dust" is what I'm thinking of here.

2. Which sense would you be most willing to lose and why?

Damn you again. Thinking about this I realized I really revel in all my senses. But out of all of them, if I had to pick one, I'd probably let go of hearing. I'd still be able to use a computer, I'd be able to see, touch, smell, and taste. I'd miss music, but I'd still be able to feel it a little, so maybe I could make it work. It would suck though.

3. When were you the most afraid in your entire life?

2 candidates: When I was 3 or 4 and first got lost in a department store, and a few years ago when I had to stare down a snorting bull in a field somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Wales. The latter didn't help that my wife was laughing at me. All I was thinking is that our families would never know what happened to us.

4. If BC was burning what would be the first thing from your office that you would grab?

My office? The most important stuff is in the fire cabinet and would stay there. I'd probably just grab my bag so I had my own stuff and get out. It's a burning building--stuff don't matter.

5. How would you order at Big City Burrito?

From their website: "Serving Fort Collins since 1994, Big City Burrito is known far and wide for building the finest burritos in Northern Colorado." That's really great for them. I left Fort Collins in 1993, and have not returned since. So I do not have the fondness for this place that you do. Anyway, I'd get a super bean and cheese on a whole wheat tortilla, with rice, jalapeno salsa, hot souce, sour cream and guacamole. Perhaps I will make a trip to this place when I'm in Colorado next month, since it will be worth the trip if it's as good as you say it is.


You know, actually, those weren't bad.
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From:johnstevensaul
Date:July 3rd, 2003 05:28 am (UTC)

hmmmmm

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Gee mike... are you saying that a large portion of the gay population is shallow and narcissistic? Wow... I never would have even considered saying something like that.... I mean it's not like there are thousands of gay men who basically live at their gym sculpting the perfect body so they can find another perfect body to settle down with and snub the rest of the world..... oh wait.... it is....

For anyone who doesn't know me well... please notice the sarcasm oozing off most of that... My distaste for a large portion of the "Beautiful people" culture that has heavy sway in the gay community is well known.
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From:yesthattom
Date:July 3rd, 2003 06:58 am (UTC)

Re: hmmmmm

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Mike, there's no need to wonder. You can now look as gay as you want, thanks to this show on Bravo starting July 10th.
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From:kingfox
Date:July 3rd, 2003 02:00 pm (UTC)
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As we were walking around the street fair following the gay pride parade, johnstevensaul was suggesting for the nth time that I go on the show. Some random guy walking in the opposite direction shared his agreement, and then continued walking.
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From:yesthattom
Date:July 3rd, 2003 02:42 pm (UTC)

Bummer!

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So then you signed up and.... when does the episode air?
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From:kingfox
Date:July 3rd, 2003 03:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Bummer!

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I finally agreed to let johnstevensaul submit me to his culture's judgement.