Mr. Fantasy (mrfantasy) wrote,
Mr. Fantasy

Oh, I feel better now.

The Red Cross has a guide on their website to the terror alert system the US has so generously given us. We're at orange right now, if you've been living inside a quantum black body for the last 4 days, so the Red Cross guide, among other things, recommends reviewing the Terrorism: Preparing for the Unexpected brochure.

Sounds great until you look at the whole thing, and realize that under green one of the instructions is to go to your local Red Cross and pick up a copy of Terrorism: Preparing for the Unexpected. WE'VE NEVER BEEN AT GREEN! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE GOTTEN THE BROCHURE!

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