Wonderflonium

After a 10 year hiatus, I have again gotten a joke into rec.humor.funny. Of course, it would have been funnier if it had been posted two months ago when the alert level was first upgraded to orange, which l confuse with amber (get it now?)

A search on my last name will find 3 other jokes. One is a standalone, one is a joke inside a digest, and the last is a reference to me inside another joke by yesthattom.