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Jun. 27th, 2007 @ 12:25 pm The second funniest thing I said on vacation
We're driving in from the airport, and we see a billboard advertising vasectomy (why is it that you only see these billboards in the South?) It advertised $379 vasectomies with the features of "No needles!" and "No surgery!".

I said to my wife, "How do they do that, with no needle and no surgery? I guess they just kick you really hard."

My wife says, "I could kick you really hard."

I reply, "Ah, but you don't know where to kick! The $379 is for knowing where to kick!"
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Date:June 27th, 2007 06:08 pm (UTC)


Actually, I laughed pretty hard at this one. Well done!