Mr. Fantasy (mrfantasy) wrote,
Mr. Fantasy

The second funniest thing I said on vacation

We're driving in from the airport, and we see a billboard advertising vasectomy (why is it that you only see these billboards in the South?) It advertised $379 vasectomies with the features of "No needles!" and "No surgery!".

I said to my wife, "How do they do that, with no needle and no surgery? I guess they just kick you really hard."

My wife says, "I could kick you really hard."

I reply, "Ah, but you don't know where to kick! The $379 is for knowing where to kick!"
Tags: "funny", vasectomy

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