Mr. Fantasy (mrfantasy) wrote,
Mr. Fantasy

The funniest thing I said on vacation

We rode the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World, which has recently been refurbished to include random placements of Jack Sparrow. It's actually incredibly gratuitous, and I figured they had done a bigger remodeling of the ride, which they have not.

Where we saw the most dramatic change was in the gift shop, which had thousands of items with Jack Sparrow's ambiguously gay grin peering out from every knick-knack and gewgaw.

I leaned over to my wife and said, "The last time we were here this was all 21 Jump Street merchandise."
Tags: "funny", travel

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