I'm the leader of the largest group of evangelicals in the country. I live in Colorado Springs, but I'm staying at a hotel in Denver. I ask the concierge for a man from which I can receive a massage. Instead of the hotel having someone on staff they get someone who just happens to also be a gay escort.
I then ask the guy to sell me some methamphetamine, and he just happens to have some and sells it to me. I then throw out the amphetamines because I was tempted but then Jesus saved me from taking them.