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Nov. 4th, 2006 @ 03:22 pm Let's see if I'm clear on this.
I'm the leader of the largest group of evangelicals in the country. I live in Colorado Springs, but I'm staying at a hotel in Denver. I ask the concierge for a man from which I can receive a massage. Instead of the hotel having someone on staff they get someone who just happens to also be a gay escort.

I then ask the guy to sell me some methamphetamine, and he just happens to have some and sells it to me. I then throw out the amphetamines because I was tempted but then Jesus saved me from taking them.

Yeah, sure.
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Date:November 5th, 2006 01:36 am (UTC)

Dawkins vs. Haggard

It's too bad they BOTH look like they're going to snap and kill each other -- Richie needs to CALM DOWN.
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Date:November 5th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
Haggard's mouth (and especially his teeth) are kind of out of control.