Mr. Fantasy (mrfantasy) wrote,
Mr. Fantasy

Let's see if I'm clear on this.

I'm the leader of the largest group of evangelicals in the country. I live in Colorado Springs, but I'm staying at a hotel in Denver. I ask the concierge for a man from which I can receive a massage. Instead of the hotel having someone on staff they get someone who just happens to also be a gay escort.

I then ask the guy to sell me some methamphetamine, and he just happens to have some and sells it to me. I then throw out the amphetamines because I was tempted but then Jesus saved me from taking them.

Yeah, sure.
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