Mr. Fantasy (mrfantasy) wrote,
Mr. Fantasy
mrfantasy

That's my boy!

(Scene: We're in the bathroom getting ready in the morning.)
Boy: Daddy, what will I do at school today?
Me: I don't know. Do you think you'll eat lunch?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Do you think you'll play outside?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Do you think you'll take a nap?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Do you think you'll sing songs?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Do you think you'll tell jokes?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Do you know what a joke is?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Tell me a joke, then.
Boy: (thinks for a second) The sink is a bathtub!
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