Mr. Fantasy (mrfantasy) wrote,
Mr. Fantasy
mrfantasy

Three things I learned tonight

1) When you go to a steakhouse in Provo, even the baked potatoes are battered and fried. A
FUCKING DEEP FRIED FUCKING BAKED PO-FUCKING-TATO.

2) Apparently when dragonflies die, it's a like a spinning top dying out. We saw dozens of dragonflies spinning their wings frantically, like if they were just able to get back off the ground they would live another day. It's actually somewhat freaky.

3) You never go ass to mouth.
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