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Dec. 18th, 2003 @ 08:43 pm Hmmm
I'm catching up on my Fark and came across "100 Things to Do with Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend. . . Instead of 'it'." Ah yes, Norman Vincent Peale's organization's suggestions on how to keep your pants zipped.

The problem, as I see it, is that many of the things on the list may very well lead to sex. Specifically, numbers:

5, 6, 11, 12, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23, 24, 26, 28, 29, 30, 32, 33, 35, 38, 39, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 51, 52, 53, 54, 56, 57, 58, 60, 68, 69, 70, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 79, 85, 91, 94, 97, and 99.

"11. Play Twister". Hello? Whenever I played Twister in high school, I wasn't saying to myself, "What a wholesome activity that makes me think not at all of having sex!" Let's just say I was hoping that we'd all fall in just the right way.

"91. Play baseball without a bat or ball". Then getting to second base really means getting to second base, not hitting a double.

Dorks.
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From:celaeno
Date:December 18th, 2003 09:29 pm (UTC)
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32. Visit a Japanese restaurant and do karaoke.

Japanese restaurants have karaoke?


I must send for the colorful brochure.
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From:halomouse
Date:December 19th, 2003 12:03 pm (UTC)
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"Got more ideas for fun (and sex-free!) dates? Talk about them on the Sex and Dating discussion board."

::cough:: MISNOMER ::cough::