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Feb. 28th, 2003 @ 12:45 am Tests
Today, for reasons not fully understood by me, I was walking up to various people at work today, and saying, "Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick your ass." I then waited for a response. If they couldn't come up with a reason, my shoe hit their butt. Just a tap, I really don't want to start harassing people at work, I think it was largely innocuous, especially compared to the psychological torture this process was apparently providing. I also picked my marks carefully.

Anyway, at least half of the people failed the test. I mean, really, shouldn't you always have at least one reason why someone shouldn't kick your ass? Suggestion: Think of one right now, and file it away. Perhaps for the next time you see me. Perhaps someone else will ask.

I think as well, this test was a way to see how well poeple think on their feet. I was having one of my "systems admininistration is merely thinking" moments.

If you like, post your no-ass-kicking reasons here, and they can count for the next time I see you.
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From:kingfox
Date:February 28th, 2003 08:08 am (UTC)
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You shouldn't kick my ass because I mean well.
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From:mrfantasy
Date:February 28th, 2003 08:43 am (UTC)

Great!

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And why couldn't you think of that yesterday?
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From:kingfox
Date:February 28th, 2003 09:03 am (UTC)

I thought I told you

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I could. Didn't I explain that I was a masochist?
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From:redvector
Date:February 28th, 2003 01:47 pm (UTC)
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you shouldn't kick my ass because my ass is made of spiders. and they bite.
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From:soupkills
Date:February 28th, 2003 10:34 pm (UTC)
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You shouldn't kick my ass because I don't want you to.